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COVER STORY: U.S. OPEN, october 2005
Michael Jordan, Harpo Marx

SAY WHAT?
"I wasn't the winner [tonight], tennis was."


"Twenty more years."


"I'll keep working hard. It's my privilege if somebody's inspired by it."


"Even a blind dog can find a bone now and then."


"There is so much to be learned from James Blake, they should make him a university. Anyone can attend; anyone with belief."


"Harlem in the house."

"Tennis is a company and we always have to come up with different products for the American people."


"Just when you think tennis is working its way to the back pages with the Nerf ball scores, the pigeon-toed bald guy from Las Vegas rides in I on his white horse and saves the day."


"It's a good day to be bald."


"It will be 120 years before you see another match like that."


"I've never heard a crowd like that in my life."


"Disney World with Nets."

"I lost a little bit of my aggressivity."


"I don't remember a loss where I felt worse. I'm in a little bit of shock.
I'd give anything to go back four hours."


"That's like Memphis having it's own language."


"Beyond Abysmal" –


"Ultimately, we're all slobs. I mean, gimme a break - we're athletes."


"The last time I asked a woman how her pectoral muscle was I got hit"


"Men are the new women."


"His back concerns me like a tattoo. It's always there."


"Fire the seamstress."


"When it comes to prize money, you eat what you kill.
It's the nature of the beast."


"Andy Murray is a young man who would spill everything for a victory."


"I must say, I'm kind of impressed with myself."


"He stormed the Bastl"


"Scoville Jenkins has a problem. Nadal does everything better than him."


"Dementieva normally does a good job of recovering from herself."


"Talent is dangerous to have if you take it for granted."


"We are earth, he plays on another planet."


"Has there ever been a player who looks better [than Federer] after being on the court for three hours?"


"He's got every move and stroke known to tennis."


"The whole tournament is about the right to lose to Roger Federer."


"How do you nudge Picasso's elbow in mid-brushstroke? Agassi extended the match with Federer with a savvy selection of drop shors and dastardly angles, with Ben-Gay groans ..."


"I can live with losing. I can't live without taking my chance."
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